$138.76 NZD
$138.76 NZD
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100% Cotton. Except for the little string thing and the metal buttons...So I guess more like 98.9% cotton.
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size guide

DENIM SIZE GUIDE

INTENDED STYLE

These shorts should increase your aura by at least +270. That is a guarantee. They are straight, loose fitting and should drop slightly below the knee.

SIZE CHART

I KNOW THIS SHIT MIGHT BE USELESS BUT HERE YOU GO, STRAIGHT OUT THE EXCEL SHEET BABY LETS GO000, MEASUREMENTS ARE IN CM:

Size Waist Hips Front Rise Inseam Full Length
28 79.8 105.2 31.5 16.8 49.8
30 83.8 108.4 33 19.8 52.9
32 87.9 112.7 34.5 22.9 55.9
34 92 116.7 36.1 25.9 59
36 96 120.7 37.6 29 62

REFERENCE PHOTO

Reference Photo

I am wearing a size 32, I’m 182cm and about 74kg. I’m also tall, dark and handsome and enjoy hobbies like charity and more charity on the weekends.